Friday 18 February 2011

Men o' Paws

Men!
I have not been drinking. Just thinking - sort of wordplay.
Paws have claws attached. Paws are the little catkin-soft things the HKCs walk about on.  Claws are the appendages that spring from said paddy-paws to snag passing mice and birds.
Pause.
Clause.
Hormones
Whore Moans.
Men-o-feckin'pause.

Yes, I'd leave now if I were you. You can see where this is going, can't you?

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